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Top Ten Signs that California is in Trouble

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10. Dianne Feinstein refers to herself as the “Third Senator from Nevada”.

welcometoaz9. All the bridges between Arizona and California are mysteriously “out for repairs” and the Colorado River somehow has alligators in it.

8. You see the Head of the California Emergency Management Agency jumping up and down on the San Andreas Fault screaming “MOVE – DAMN YOU!”

7. Jerry “Moonbeam” Brown and San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsome are the only ones who want to be Governor.

6. Bernie Maddoff tells his protégés to get themselves elected to the California Assembly “Because there, you’ll really learn how it’s done”.

250px-houseofmousecdcover5. You drive by Mickey Mouse hitch-hiking on I-15 with a sign that says ‘Vegas’.

4. The Governator announces he’s stepping down to take a role in the remake of Gigli.

3. Gaza outranks California on the Quality-of-Life scale

2. Mexicans start illegally immigrating to London instead of Los Angeles.

1. Those swallows returning to Capistrano? They’re really vultures.


Written by PappyBro

March 28, 2009 at 11:58

Posted in Politix

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